Football

I haven't watched the 49ers for a while, but I did some today. The team has changed. Here's their current thinking.

1. It is extremely rude to put pressure on the opposing quarterback. A gentleman gives them all the time in the pocket that they need.
2. The fans want an exciting game. Fans find fumbles to be very exciting. Make the fans happy.
3. Gold lamé pants - again, makes San Francisco fans happy, but maybe assless chaps next season.
4. Only showoffs score points.
5. Or advance the ball in any way, shape, or form.

Interesting approach.